Someone Explain This to Me?

So, according to a magazine from the American Bar Association (ABA), Alberto Gonzalez is the "Lawyer of the Year."

In what country, guys!?!?!

Now, this may not be as bad as it seems. According to the Guardian, the picks have historically been based upon the amount of media coverage surrounding them, and that would make their case undeniable, certainly. But still... Does this slimeball need more attention?