Extraordinary Rendition, Wiretapping, and Guantanamo: Bad Things?

Ok, hear me out...

Personally, I wouldn't want any of these things happening to me, or anyone I know personally. But what about Bush and his cronies? Clearly, they all think these are great things, and I agree. They're very useful for extracting vital information and confessions, and holding the accused indefinitely until you get everything you want from it.

Personally, I think that it would be GREAT to wait for Bush's term to expire, then let the next president keep these items available, and use them... on BUSH! That's right, pick Bush up off the street somewhere, and ship his ass off to, say, Afghanistan to be "forcefully questioned." Condi's phones tapped. Cheney swept off to Guantanamo and held for a few years without charges, lawyers, phone calls, any of the things he would undoubtedly be demanding angrily while his blood pressure rose. We could then take his entire staff and stuff them away in secret prisons throughout Europe that still exist, waiting until we decide drum up support for war crimes charges.

Eh, eh?